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TOP TEN ITEMS ON JUDGE ITO'S THINGS-TO-DO LIST
10. Robe shopping with Wapner
9. Lube and oil change for the Lancemobile
8. Consider Court TV's request to hook up a "beard-cam"
7. Slap a subpoena on Mrs. Ito, if you know what I mean
6. Rewind videos, return them to Clarence Thomas
5. Send photo and resume to casting director of "Matlock"
4. Summon Heidi Fleiss to chambers
3. Get O.J. to autograph book before I sentence him
2. End the damn trial so we can get on with our lives
1. Check beard for ticks
Letterman, Thursday, March 2, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995